Smell Good For Back To School

August 27, 2014

Female StudentBy now, you’re probably getting into a groove when it comes to studying. You’re so smart, you’re probably even using MesoGold to boost your focus. You may even have a handle on dorm germs, and are supporting your immune system with MesoSilver.

But what about appearances? Smells? Does your roommate use the same pair of tennis to hit the gym each day? Is August heat making you sweat in your sleep? Have you even done laundry yet?

Here’s a short-cut you’ll love when your term paper is due but your sheets are turning hard: Smelly Shoe Spray. Not just for shoes, Smelly Shoe Spray is a mix of peppermint and colloidal silver, the first to give an immediate relief to odors, the second to fight the bacteria that cause odors.

When your shower shoes are smelling moldy, your gym shoes smell like feet, and your bed like spilled red bull, half a missing sandwich, and armpit, and you’re running late for class, do your roommate a favor and hit that mess with Smelly Shoe Spray.

Want to keep the laundry hamper fresh an extra day because you don’t want to miss your favorite TV show while guarding the laundry machine? Smelly Shoe Spray.

Need to air out that formal dress so you can wear it two nights in a row? Smelly Shoe Spray.

Is your roommate an awful pig who sleeps in cheeto crumbs and head grease? Spritz some Smelly Shoe Spray toward their side of the room (better make sure they don’t have a silver allergy first, however).

Your priorities should be studying and achieving, and fitting in all those chores you’ll be doing the rest of your life later. And if you achieve high enough, you can just pay someone else to take care of it—so why start now? Focus on your studies, and keep your nose’s sanity with Smelly Shoe Spray.

Which dorm chores do you dread?

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